Sunday, July 16, 2006

Rescue Me 3.11 Spoilers

There has been a lot of attention about this spoiler and although I do not suspect it is a foiler, I want to warn that this could always be the case for end of the season episodes. I also want to point out that at the end of this post contains a major character spoiler so if you wish to avoid it, do not read the last paragraph.

This episode will air August 15, 2006.

The episode begins with the crew on a call at a large apartment building. They think that everything is clear until they realize that one of the back apartments have not been cleared. In that room they find a small man named Warren who is attached to a computer that allows him to breathe and speak. They guys are all amazed that the man can do this but then they realize that its going to be impossible to get Warren out of the apartment because his wheelchair and computer are too heavy to lift but he will die without the machine. Tommy has a bright idea to get the bucket and then gets Warren down with it.

Back at the firehouse the guys get into an argument about which snack foods can be considered healthy such as Mr. Goodbar because it has peanuts. Then Jerry tells them that they have another call to go to but won't explain the situation because he knows the guys are in for a real treat when they get there. When the crew finally arrives at the location they find a large black woman who has speared the fatty part of per upper arm on a metal fence spike. The woman is screaming in pain but is being very abrasive to the guys, she tells them her name is Oprah. Jerry decides that they need to get a large saw to cut out a part of the fence so she can be taken to the hospital. Oprah wants no part of this and screams at the guys not to saw at anything but instead just to get her off of the fence. Just then she faints and all the guys have to rush to hold Oprah up while they saw away at the fence.

Later on Karlene and Jerry are kissing at his place when Jerry puts on the brakes because he needs more time to adjust to this new situation. Karlene is upset at this revelation but seems like she is willing to give it some time.

Tommy arrives at his apartment to see a beautiful woman named Theresa with minimal clothing on. Theresa says that she is waiting for Lou and heads to the bathroom. Tommy goes into Lou's room and wants to know who the lady is but gives him props for nailing her. Tommy gives Lou "thumbs up" and leaves the room but then spots Teresa getting dressed in her nun's uniform. Later on Tommy confronts Lou about the fact that he had sex with a nun and how wrong it was. Lou's defense is that he is on an enlightened Buddhist kick and thinks there is nothing to get upset about. Lou adds that Theresa was leaving the order soon anyway and thinks he could get serious with her.

Franco is hanging out with Richard at a restaurant when Richard yells a racial slur and gets the whole place staring at them.

Sean and Maggie are at a church meeting with a priest named Father Dan in hopes that he would marry them. Maggie has church issues and is very nervous about it. Maggie proceeds to annoy Father Dan by not revealing her real name, lighting up a cigarette and talking about drinking. Father Dan is not pleased and tells them to find someone else to marry them because he thinks its a joke. Sean gets upset and he is trying to smooth things over but Maggie won't take it seriously. Later on Maggie gives Sean a bag of avocados to make up for what happened.

Back at the firehouse, Tommy is trying to convince Mike that he is still straight and tells him to call a girl and get back into the swing of things. Mike agrees but is a little unsure.

Sheila is at a Real Estate office and after getting off the phone with Tommy about something she found in Damian's room she buys a very nice piece of beachfront property she has never seen and writes a check right then and there.

Jerry and Karlene are back at his place but something happens and Karlene becomes upset and tells Jerry that is he tells anyone she will lose her job and everything. Just as Karlene is about to leave, something happens to Jerry and he falls to the floor. Jerry calls for help but all Karlene says is that if anyone asks she was not there. Jerry remains on the floor as Karlene speeds away and gets in much worse shape. It appears that Jerry stops breathing.

Johnny and his partner Luis are on some sort of undercover stakeout in a very bad part of town. Johnny and Luis are having a great time laughing and telling jokes when Johnny decides to get out of the car and light a cigarette. Just then a bullet flies into Johhny's chest and then two more follow. Luis tries to help but only gets his leg shot as the gunman runs away. Luis radios for an ambulance and back up but it is too late. As the episode ends, Johnny dies.

Want to know what happens in 3.12?